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New subsite added: RudeKaiser is a TWIT! (By DarkMario)

Welcome to V-Mon is a TWIT! I'm RealGTX, and thanks for visiting this site.

If you've been on VGF for a while, you might remember a very annoying little prick of a spammer. This retarded little individual is Vurutumon, AKA Elementaking. You'll recognize his post easily because they're either filled with whining, complaining, cheap battlefield attacks, pathetic comebacks, and/or plain unidentifiable garble which makes about as much sense as Justin's list of retarded demands.

This site is built with the sole purpose of ridiculing this little freak. Feel free to browse through the quotes below, or whatever I feel like putting on this page.

Quotes
Straight from the mouth of everyone's least favorite moron.

V-Mon's classic quote (shows up everywhere)
"Why are y'all so mean to me?"

V-Mon on his sexual preferences:
"I'm not gay! I just like the male anatomy, that's all!"
"I'm heterosexual because I like them girls!"
"For the last time I am not bisexual!" (Remember kids, denial is the first step.)

V-Mon on "being the same":
"I'm just like you guys! I crack my knuckles and listen to pop music!"

V-Mon and his knowledge on science:
"Those aren't all the elements! You forgot Ice and Gravity!"

Video Game Knowledge:
(Submitted by Tub)
"You can play PS2 games on PSX because my friends Mike, Vinny and Lawrence said so!"
"I gotta get PS2 because the games are really cool and hip, man! Fresh, you know what I mean?"
"Word up home boy!" (In response by HammerLuigi)
"Super Nintendo sucks because the graphics are bad! Playstation has more lifelike graphics and is better!"
"I don't want to play that game! It's rude and disgusting!" (Talking about Conker's Bad Fur Day).

Incredibly witty (sarcasm) insults:
"You're the stupidest most idiotic person I've ever seen! You need to get a new brain, moron!"
"You guys suck! You're so mean! You're dumber than rocks and you smell like crap! There!! How does it feel when the shoe is on the other foot, hmm?" (after his fanfic was repeatedly insulted)(Submitted by Tub)

V-Mon's crappy-ass fanfic:
(Submitted by Blaine)
"Why isn't anyone complimenting my fanfic??!!!"
"Be sure to compliment my fanfic!!!!"
"You really think my fanfic is ok? That means you like it! :D"(Submitted by Tub)

Throwing a tantrum about his name:
"I'M NOT VURUTUMON I'M ELEMENTAKING STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!!" (Submitted by Blaine)
"I am Elementaking, the imperial elemental warrior! V-Mon is Davis's Digimon from Digimon, which hardly comes on anymore! If you mean Vulturemon, then say the whole name becase V-Mon is a completely different Digimon! Vulturemon is just made up, anyway!" (Riiiiight.)

More pathetic tantrums:
(Submitted by Tub)
"Am I acting more mature now, Duey?" (recently after one of his tantrums)

Wow! 2000 piles of complete and absolute rubbish!
"I have 2000 posts! Who wants a slice of my celebratory cake?" (Responses: None)
(Submitted by Tub)

V-Mon: HENTAI FREAK!
"That isn't hentai! It's my favorite website!" (After he posted a very controversial link.)

Gotta hump-Er, catch 'em all!
(Thanks to Curt)
"A naked Jynx?? Yuck! A naked Hitmonchan, however... *drools*"

9 out of 10 retards agree: Digimon is better than Pokemon!
(Another thanks to Curt for this one...)
"My mom votes for Digimon! My dad votes for Digimon! My dog votes for Digimon! My boyfriend(I wish I had one) votes for Digimon!"

V-Mon: Master of the Battlefield!
"If anyone thinks they can beat the magic warrior wielding the Crystal Sword that defeated the 13 demon warlords of Dai Lan Tsung, then bring it on!"
"That name of the guy you defeated sounds like the guy on Jackie Chan Adventures."-KirbyKing
(So anyways, a member by the name of Red Queen accepts his little challenge. Let's see his skills in action!)
"Oh, I haven't begun yet RQ, so your attack doesn't count. I need about an hour to meditate and gather energy for the fight."
(Translation: I need to take a shit. Gimme an hour before you kick my ass.)
"I'll start light, but I'll get harder when I need to. Flame Ball! *shoots a ball of heat energy at RQ*"
"Light is an overstatement."-Phenom
(OOOHH!!!11 A ball of heat! So deadly!)
"Ouch. Now take this! White Ice Lightning! *shoots a frozen bolt of electricity at RQ*"
(OK, how the HELL do you freeze electricity? Then again, this is the same kid who called ice and gravity elements, so we'll just smile and nod...)
"Uh oh, I think I killed her...."
"RQ?"
"Come on, RQ! I want to win by fighting, not by default!"
"Well, guess I'm the winner!"
(She doesn't post for three hours and he proclaims himself to be the winner. Hooray for him. Maybe RQ just realized how utterly pathetic he was and decided to go into "If you don't have anything nice to say..." mode)

Remember a quote I don't have? Send it to me via
e-mail or PM me on VGF.

VGFers' comments on/insults to V-Mon
Of course they're negative, you arse. Why wouldn't they be?

"V-mon was also the cheapest fighter I've ever seen, he said everyone was too weak to defeat him and wouldn't accept damage, but I blew him into oblivion with my elemental blast attack. that attack is desighned to take away 3/4 of a fair fighters energy and completely destroy cheap ones."-Inferno Dragon, king of the Dragons

"Not to mention his 3 bans and flame topics in the (formal) Report Trouble forum before the major crash in late January 2002."-King Dedede

"The fact that you would even try to compete with V-Mon in being the stupidest member of all time is just...mind boggling."-Zharen (to King Dedede)

"In a game there are 6 elements. Moron probably forgot that in the winter water freezes into ice and gravity is normally classed under the element color black. Then again if you think in RL gravity isn't an element."-Burning Rattan

"What about when he said NES/SNES games sucked because the graphics were worse than that of the N64?"-c_jks

"Sorry to say KD, but V-Mon beats you all around in terms of being retarded beyond human reasoning."-Me

"V-mon makes even Luigi64 JusTin and the imfamus super fool Super unknonw(a.k.a. shut up damn Kirby King fanfic) seem like nukller pysisets and considring luigi 64 that's guite the feet also if i could I'ld wring the pricks neck but then again I would have to Off myself becuase I
touchted him damn it I want him dead and if you even think i'd wates some shirkin(throwing stars) on him or cut himinto bit sized cube with a kitana(a japinese longsrword with a slightly cruved blade) on the nut
sucking ****er think again."-Blaine the shogun USF

"Let's just be thankful he didn't hit on us."-Greatluigi

"You don't know what an abortion is? Hint: something that should've happened to you."
"That was horrible and mean! My mother loves me!" (in response by Vuru)"

"You're the reason mothers eat their babies."-Tub

"You forgot the time he bitched for about ten pages worth of shit and then it was all edited by a mod to say 'I'm elemenking, I suck ass, blah blah blah!' yea, that was great..."-Kickwhit

Got a comment? (Preferably negative. Hell, ONLY negative!) E-mail or PM me.

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V-Mon and the Snake by RPGKid2002

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V-MON IS A TWIT!!!

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Latest Update:
New subsite added: RudeKaiser is a TWIT! (By DarkMario)

Welcome to V-Mon is a TWIT! I'm RealGTX, and thanks for visiting this site.

If you've been on VGF for a while, you might remember a very annoying little prick of a spammer. This retarded little individual is Vurutumon, AKA Elementaking. You'll recognize his post easily because they're either filled with whining, complaining, cheap battlefield attacks, pathetic comebacks, and/or plain unidentifiable garble which makes about as much sense as Justin's list of retarded demands.

This site is built with the sole purpose of ridiculing this little freak. Feel free to browse through the quotes below, or whatever I feel like putting on this page.

Quotes
Straight from the mouth of everyone's least favorite moron.

V-Mon's classic quote (shows up everywhere)
"Why are y'all so mean to me?"

V-Mon on his sexual preferences:
"I'm not gay! I just like the male anatomy, that's all!"
"I'm heterosexual because I like them girls!"
"For the last time I am not bisexual!" (Remember kids, denial is the first step.)

V-Mon on "being the same":
"I'm just like you guys! I crack my knuckles and listen to pop music!"

V-Mon and his knowledge on science:
"Those aren't all the elements! You forgot Ice and Gravity!"

Video Game Knowledge:
(Submitted by Tub)
"You can play PS2 games on PSX because my friends Mike, Vinny and Lawrence said so!"
"I gotta get PS2 because the games are really cool and hip, man! Fresh, you know what I mean?"
"Word up home boy!" (In response by HammerLuigi)
"Super Nintendo sucks because the graphics are bad! Playstation has more lifelike graphics and is better!"
"I don't want to play that game! It's rude and disgusting!" (Talking about Conker's Bad Fur Day).

Incredibly witty (sarcasm) insults:
"You're the stupidest most idiotic person I've ever seen! You need to get a new brain, moron!"
"You guys suck! You're so mean! You're dumber than rocks and you smell like crap! There!! How does it feel when the shoe is on the other foot, hmm?" (after his fanfic was repeatedly insulted)(Submitted by Tub)

V-Mon's crappy-ass fanfic:
(Submitted by Blaine)
"Why isn't anyone complimenting my fanfic??!!!"
"Be sure to compliment my fanfic!!!!"
"You really think my fanfic is ok? That means you like it! :D"(Submitted by Tub)

Throwing a tantrum about his name:
"I'M NOT VURUTUMON I'M ELEMENTAKING STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!!" (Submitted by Blaine)
"I am Elementaking, the imperial elemental warrior! V-Mon is Davis's Digimon from Digimon, which hardly comes on anymore! If you mean Vulturemon, then say the whole name becase V-Mon is a completely different Digimon! Vulturemon is just made up, anyway!" (Riiiiight.)

More pathetic tantrums:
(Submitted by Tub)
"Am I acting more mature now, Duey?" (recently after one of his tantrums)

Wow! 2000 piles of complete and absolute rubbish!
"I have 2000 posts! Who wants a slice of my celebratory cake?" (Responses: None)
(Submitted by Tub)

V-Mon: HENTAI FREAK!
"That isn't hentai! It's my favorite website!" (After he posted a very controversial link.)

Gotta hump-Er, catch 'em all!
(Thanks to Curt)
"A naked Jynx?? Yuck! A naked Hitmonchan, however... *drools*"

9 out of 10 retards agree: Digimon is better than Pokemon!
(Another thanks to Curt for this one...)
"My mom votes for Digimon! My dad votes for Digimon! My dog votes for Digimon! My boyfriend(I wish I had one) votes for Digimon!"

V-Mon: Master of the Battlefield!
"If anyone thinks they can beat the magic warrior wielding the Crystal Sword that defeated the 13 demon warlords of Dai Lan Tsung, then bring it on!"
"That name of the guy you defeated sounds like the guy on Jackie Chan Adventures."-KirbyKing
(So anyways, a member by the name of Red Queen accepts his little challenge. Let's see his skills in action!)
"Oh, I haven't begun yet RQ, so your attack doesn't count. I need about an hour to meditate and gather energy for the fight."
(Translation: I need to take a shit. Gimme an hour before you kick my ass.)
"I'll start light, but I'll get harder when I need to. Flame Ball! *shoots a ball of heat energy at RQ*"
"Light is an overstatement."-Phenom
(OOOHH!!!11 A ball of heat! So deadly!)
"Ouch. Now take this! White Ice Lightning! *shoots a frozen bolt of electricity at RQ*"
(OK, how the HELL do you freeze electricity? Then again, this is the same kid who called ice and gravity elements, so we'll just smile and nod...)
"Uh oh, I think I killed her...."
"RQ?"
"Come on, RQ! I want to win by fighting, not by default!"
"Well, guess I'm the winner!"
(She doesn't post for three hours and he proclaims himself to be the winner. Hooray for him. Maybe RQ just realized how utterly pathetic he was and decided to go into "If you don't have anything nice to say..." mode)

Remember a quote I don't have? Send it to me via
e-mail or PM me on VGF.

VGFers' comments on/insults to V-Mon
Of course they're negative, you arse. Why wouldn't they be?

"V-mon was also the cheapest fighter I've ever seen, he said everyone was too weak to defeat him and wouldn't accept damage, but I blew him into oblivion with my elemental blast attack. that attack is desighned to take away 3/4 of a fair fighters energy and completely destroy cheap ones."-Inferno Dragon, king of the Dragons

"Not to mention his 3 bans and flame topics in the (formal) Report Trouble forum before the major crash in late January 2002."-King Dedede

"The fact that you would even try to compete with V-Mon in being the stupidest member of all time is just...mind boggling."-Zharen (to King Dedede)

"In a game there are 6 elements. Moron probably forgot that in the winter water freezes into ice and gravity is normally classed under the element color black. Then again if you think in RL gravity isn't an element."-Burning Rattan

"What about when he said NES/SNES games sucked because the graphics were worse than that of the N64?"-c_jks

"Sorry to say KD, but V-Mon beats you all around in terms of being retarded beyond human reasoning."-Me

"V-mon makes even Luigi64 JusTin and the imfamus super fool Super unknonw(a.k.a. shut up damn Kirby King fanfic) seem like nukller pysisets and considring luigi 64 that's guite the feet also if i could I'ld wring the pricks neck but then again I would have to Off myself becuase I
touchted him damn it I want him dead and if you even think i'd wates some shirkin(throwing stars) on him or cut himinto bit sized cube with a kitana(a japinese longsrword with a slightly cruved blade) on the nut
sucking ****er think again."-Blaine the shogun USF

"Let's just be thankful he didn't hit on us."-Greatluigi

"You don't know what an abortion is? Hint: something that should've happened to you."
"That was horrible and mean! My mother loves me!" (in response by Vuru)"

"You're the reason mothers eat their babies."-Tub

"You forgot the time he bitched for about ten pages worth of shit and then it was all edited by a mod to say 'I'm elemenking, I suck ass, blah blah blah!' yea, that was great..."-Kickwhit

Got a comment? (Preferably negative. Hell, ONLY negative!) E-mail or PM me.

The V-Mon is a Twit Picture Gallery
Drew a cool picture of V-Mon dying a violent, bloody death? We wanna see it! Send me your pics (via e-mail or PM as mentioned above) and I'll link to 'em here.

Current Pictures
V-Mon Eats Boogers by SonicMan2001
V-Mon and the Snake by RPGKid2002

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Express any comments about the site (or against V-Mon) here.